Wordplay from Outside Sources

Gordon, Jeffie Ross. Six Sleepy Sheep. Puffin, 1991.
Sheep try alliterative activities such as slurping celery soup in their efforts to fall asleep.
PERIODIC TABLE PUNS
1. What you do in a play - Actinium
2. Police - Copper
3. Not an exciting person - Boron
4. Mickey’s pal - Plutonium

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0q-9aFzIbU
A video with Alice at the Mad Tea-Party